Hot And Bothered: The Union Of Venus And Mars
Steph Koyfman Steph Koyfman

Hot And Bothered: The Union Of Venus And Mars

When Venus conjoins Mars, the muse meets the action hero to inspire us out of a rut. This is the beginning of trouble, maybe. But it’s also the beginning of creativity and devotion.

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The Astrology Of 2022
Steph Koyfman Steph Koyfman

The Astrology Of 2022

Things are not settling down too much next year, but 2022 does seem to be a year of learning to dance and sing more skillfully upon the shifting sands of a world in transition.

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Virgo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Steph Koyfman Steph Koyfman

Virgo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

Everyone’s heard the one about persnickety Virgo, the hyper-organized Excel doc savant, the fine artist of 1-star Yelp reviews, the living, breathing efficiency hack who would probably come with a broom and dustpan already attached if they were an action figure.

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Leo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Steph Koyfman Steph Koyfman

Leo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

To be a Leo is to either have a power ballad for a personality or to create a standup comedy routine out of your attempts to hide from the spotlight. With Leo, there’s often either an overt desire to be seen and appreciated or a sort of self-effacing humor that inadvertently draws more attention to itself.

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Cancer Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Steph Koyfman Steph Koyfman

Cancer Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

To exist in the world as a Cancer is to navigate everyone’s assumptions that you are either their caretaker or their doe-eyed little fawn. You are actually many other things: an archivist, a loon, a collector, a protector, a haunted carousel ride.

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Gemini Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Steph Koyfman Steph Koyfman

Gemini Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory

Forget what you’ve heard about Gemini, because it’s probably only half true. Or conditional. Or capable of being pinned down the way Schrödinger’s cat is both alive and dead as a result of quantum superposition.

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