ROYAL VIZIER RETAINER SERVICE

Hire me on retainer — aka reserve a set amount of my services and availability each month — just like the presidents and celebrities who have astrologers guiding their moves from behind the scenes.

It’s one thing to meet with your astrologer once or twice a year. It’s another to have her on speed dial. What if you could have a witchy right-hand woman helping you plot your chess moves and move through life with a deeper perception and appreciation of time?

My retainer service is essentially my way of giving someone else everything that I already do for myself as a full-time astrologer. I want the opportunity to get to know your chart like the back of my hand too. I’d like to be able to give someone else the gift of that level of granular insight. This is an opportunity to see how much deeper we can go when we’re in regular dialogue with each other, to collaborate closely on your visions and dreams, and to empower you with a competitive edge.

Hiring me on retainer is a way of reserving a set amount of my services each month on a regular basis, and it’s also a way of being guided and held by the energetic container of a close working relationship. This is a higher-tier offering involving nitty-gritty guidance around timing and personal development. The shape of the container is a thing that we will co-create together, though, according to your own needs and goals.

Focused on professional advancement? We’ll help you strike while the iron is hot. In a process of self-discovery? We’ll come up with exercises and specific actions you can take to feed your own becoming. Interested in working through some of your personal blocks? We’ll spend time unpacking your natal chart and finding ways to incorporate ritual and astrological magic into your life.

This is for you if:

  • You’re navigating a big transition in your life or facing more unknowns than usual, and you’d like to be held a little more closely through that process

  • You’re ready to self-actualize a little (or a lot) further and make the most of your gifts and the timing potentials ahead of you

  • You’re going for it in a big way and you’d like to maximize your chances of success, or you’ve already achieved some things and you’re ready to go higher

  • You’re someone who is tasked with making a lot of big decisions that often impact other people, and you’re a little jealous of presidents and celebrities who have their own astrologers, because you’re out here doing big things too

  • You want the benefits of studying astrology for well over a decade but you don’t really have the time or desire to put in that kind of work

  • You’re eager to enchant your daily life with the ritual and ceremony of moving with your timing, not against it

What you’ll get

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    Live Zoom consultations at your desired cadence (monthly, weekly, etc.)

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    Personalized elections (auspicious times) for things you’d like to go well

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    A personalized calendar at the start of each month that highlights good days, bad days, peak productivity days, rest days, etc.

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    Priority booking (meaning you don’t have to wait if I’m booked out)

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    Unlimited email guidance between sessions

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    Guidance around incorporating astrological magic into your life, organizing your week according to planetary days, personalized rituals, and unique-to-you suggestions for specific actions and practices

  • Got Other Ideas?

    All packages are custom to your vision and your needs, so let’s discuss what else you have in mind!

Testimonials

  • First of all, astrology has never looked so alive to me! I feel that working with Steph has enabled me to step beyond the doom-and-gloom stage of my astrological training to a more balanced understanding of how to use this insanely magical gift/tool.

    Also, when I started the mentorship process, I was about to embark on several big life changing events, including a long-distance move. Having Steph's guidance through this challenging time was the best decision I have ever made. I truly was supported by a talented astrologer and thus the heavens!

    – Edyta W.

  • Steph got me through the Mars Retrograde in Cancer safe and sound by preemptively recommending protective magic. Venus is retrograde and in detriment in my natal chart and since working with her, I have a significantly improved relationship with Venus, which has fundamentally changed the way I approach life and manifested multiple wishes of mine. Steph's magical ritual recommendation also helped me get rid of some people who had been a heavy burden in my life for a long time. In addition, Steph's guidance steered me through a major transition out of my previous job and life and into a new one that is so much more aligned with how I want to live. I had multiple big ticket items to complete as part of building my new life and her elections were key to getting them done well and setting me up for future success.

    — MP

  • Steph is so intelligent and skilled at her craft that I was beyond impressed with what I learned from immersing myself in the mentorship process. This isn't your mom's astrology, my friend!

    The techniques that she utilizes are vast and quite advanced at times, yet I never felt like she was speaking above me. Each time we met, I felt like I was getting a personalized astrology training, therapy and trusted-friend sesh all-in-one. And I have to mention the personalized calendar! It's insane how often Steph's analysis was right on the mark.

    — Edyta W.

  • You gave me peace of mind and practical tasks which were supported by my chart and made me feel motivated and confident. Aside from peace of mind, you helped me quit smoking, start my health journey (I feel great and weight), and through synastry helped me finally leave a non supportive (on/off) relationship for good (without doubts).

    — Jessica S.

  • Steph doesn't catastrophize challenging astrological weather or tell me what to do but instead will offer very practical and wise advice at the right moments. When she tells me not to worry about something, I trust her. She also has the most gentle way of allaying my fears, without dismissing them. And of course, the results from the astromagic and elections!

    — MP

  • Steph provided support and guidance during an especially stressful and liminal season for me. Her insights were always well researched and also tailored to my specific needs. She's especially gifted at all forms of predictive work. And at communicating gently and effectively. I am so grateful to have worked with her!

    — Anonymous

  • Our work was integral to processing these pivotal 7th house 1st house eclipses. I feel more conviction in my work, confidence, and in relationship to others. I am also leaning in to just letting this Mars Retrograde do its thing and not worry so much about making a ton of moves right now. Without your guidance I might be spiraling 🌀

    — Kate

  • The combination of it all felt really helpful for understanding more about the influence of the planets and sensing more into the animistic world. Although I always understand the universe that way, there was something about the combination of elections and the calendar and the monthly meeting that illuminated ways I still tend toward an individualistic belief system and that I think I can calculate and will certain things into being when, in fact, there are so many things at play.

    [The calendar] also helped me learn more about how I interpret astrological things in a way that’s applying some false/dysfunctional concepts/beliefs. That was super valuable.

    — Jessie K.

Pricing:

Starting at $900/mo*

*For a minimum of 3 months.

Pricing is custom depending on your package.

To receive a quote, apply below.

If we’re a good fit, I’ll reach out to schedule a free discovery call.

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✺ Frequently asked questions ✺

  • Yes and no. It’s not quite coaching, and it’s not quite a mentorship, but it’s not not those things. If you’re a budding astrologer and you’d like to incorporate an element of professional mentorship, we can work that in. It’s all custom to your goals and needs!

    Where it deviates from traditional coaching is that it’s also heavy on timing guidance. If the personal development stuff doesn’t really interest you and you just want a little more technology to work with, we can keep it strictly focused on that.

  • You are 100% always welcome to book as many of my regular consultations as you want, however frequently you need them. A regular working relationship can absolutely occur outside of this container!

    As a reminder, I offer discounted student rates for anyone interested in cementing their knowledge or receiving some professional mentorship.

  • No, it’s not, but I ask that you don’t abuse that. The 3-month minimum is just to prevent too many people from purchasing one-offs for a month, which gets away from the goal of working closely with someone over time.

    If you sign up with the intention to stay on but lose your job, have an unforeseen expense, or are dissatisfied with the service, you’re under no obligation to ride out the full 3 months.

  • For your monthly elections, requests must be submitted at least one week in advance of the intended date. It can be for something that month or in the future.

    Examples of things people frequently elect include timing job application submissions, launching a new service or offering, weddings, special events, etc. However, you’re welcome to elect haircuts, facials, a good time to text your crush that month — big things and small things all apply.

  • You’ll receive an onboarding email with access to a private scheduling link and payment module.

    After payment is received, we’ll schedule an introductory 90-minute session, which can include a basic overview of your natal chart and big themes for the year ahead, plus more granular insight into the month ahead.

    You’ll also soon receive your personalized calendar for that month.

  • It depends on your needs and goals, but monthly consultations can include all or some of the following: monthly profections, monthly revolutions, zodiacal releasing, transits, coming up with rituals for the new moon/full moon/whatever transit seems magically potent that month, and processing the events of the previous month.

  • To cancel, please give at least two weeks notice so we can work out what I still owe you. Due to the nature of this offering, I might be putting in work for next month before your next payment is due, so this gives us time to settle our balances, so to speak.

  • It’s use it or lose it. Unfortunately, if I let people save everything til the end and then have 15 elections to do in a single month, it would become unmanageable.

    Ideally, you’ll be resourced to get as much as you need from this, depending on the package we come up with together.