Leo Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
To be a Leo is to either have a power ballad for a personality or to create a standup comedy routine out of your attempts to hide from the spotlight. With Leo, there’s often either an overt desire to be seen and appreciated or a sort of self-effacing humor that inadvertently draws more attention to itself.
Cancer Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
To exist in the world as a Cancer is to navigate everyone’s assumptions that you are either their caretaker or their doe-eyed little fawn. You are actually many other things: an archivist, a loon, a collector, a protector, a haunted carousel ride.
Gemini Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Forget what you’ve heard about Gemini, because it’s probably only half true. Or conditional. Or capable of being pinned down the way Schrödinger’s cat is both alive and dead as a result of quantum superposition.
Jupiter In Pisces: Come On In, The Water’s Fine
When Jupiter in Pisces throws a party, we lose track of the bar tab and probably find our phone floating in a drink for some reason, but we were too busy smooching our faves to care.
Taurus Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Perhaps resistance to urgency can be coded as stubbornness in a world where, relatively speaking, everything else appears to be in a rush.
Aries Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
No one who was schooled in astrology would ever say that March goes out like a lamb. In fact, you should never say that to an Aries unless you mean it as a dare.
Notes From An Opening Saturn Sextile
The reason I’m writing an addendum now is because my Saturn Return wasn’t entirely what I thought it was at the time. It wasn’t some sort of video game victory where I “passed the test” or “finished the game” just because I did something that felt hard at the time.
Pisces Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
Everyone has a story about a Pisces who got away. That’s not to discount the deep emotional presence and unqualified love that is part of the signature Pisces trademark, but there’s some degree of truth here. A slippery fish is a slippery fish, but that’s an adaptation you acquire when water is your only home.
Aquarius Stereotypes That Are Kind Of True In Theory
As the sign where the Sun experiences its detriment, Aquarius is also about not knowing what it means to have an innate sense of entitlement to shine, and therefore having to reach a little to invent yourself. Or maybe reach a lot.
Jupiter In Aquarius: Making Space Along The Margins
Among other things, Jupiter in Aquarius could be about living your best life in exile.
The Astrology Of 2021
Merely tidying up is hardly the most creative and generative thing we can do in such a new and indeterminate state. When a fire guts your kitchen, you can sweep up the ashes and replace the old cabinets, or you can rearrange the layout that was always bothering you anyway.
Mars Retrograde 2020: All The Rage
With Mars and Saturn locked in with one another for months, might we actually be able to chip away at a seemingly intractable situation?
Venus Retrograde 2020: The Inverse Of Disenchantment Is Reenchantment
Not everything is as it seems, but being momentarily transported into an alternate reality reacquaints us with a feeling of enchantment again.
Saturn In Aquarius 2020 – 2023: Fireside Chats & New Social Contracts
Saturn entering Aquarius represents the collective sigh of “okay, now what?” that follows the systematic dysfunction of the gritty pileup we’ve been witnessing in Capricorn.
The Astrology Of 2020
The Saturn/Pluto script we’re currently running has been building like a wave the whole time, and in many cases, it’s already crashed on our shores. Now, as the moment of truth nears, we’re reminded that the only way out is through.
Jupiter In Capricorn 2019 – 2020: Work With What You’ve Got
This is a very “just the basics” phase of Jupiterian expansion that will require us to correct for some of the excesses of the last year. We can only take what we can carry on our own backs, so it’s time to get rid of the bloat — to trim the fat, so to speak.